I just woke up from a really weird dream. I was a guy from TV, and suddenly I was living in the snow. Then I found out there was this big hole with sand, and around it there was some kind of protection with lava in it. I also lived right next to a cemetery… So, a friend of mine buried a hamburger, and asked me if I wanted him to do it somewhere else. I told him I had to show him something, and suddenly a girl I went to class with years ago was looking at the protection-thing. Suddenly they were wearing suits and sunglasses, because they were going into the hole. Two guys with guns started shooting at us, and we fell down in the snow, into another world where we would get out punishment. My punishment was to be a security-guy-thing for a king named Napoleon, who was wearing a tall weird hat. Then I woke up.

My boyfriend and I visited his parents Saturday. Of course, I had forgotten everything about bringing tampons in my purse, so we had to go buy some… A bit embarrassing, and it didn’t get better when I realized the package the tampons are in, was too bick for my purse. But it was like walking into my own home when we came to his parents, and I forgot how embarrassing the whole situation was.
We had a wonderful day at his parents. I really like his family, and I think they like me too.

I find it hard not to reblog everything from “lolthatsme”…

hobolunchbox:

mashable:

Amazing GIFs Made Better With Photoshop

Thank you, Internet.

So Mashable posts this list and it includes the gif I made of the Jurassic Park/ french fry scene. Of course it’s credited to some user on Imgur. At least my watermark is still intact. 

(via thevaginaboob)

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke, via thevaginaboob)

nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

(via ohmygooat)

Clint: If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, wouldn’t you?

-Dark Reign: The List — Avengers     

(Source: agentxcarters, via queenfucker)