He said he would come, but no… of course not. I dont want to be in a relationship like this, I cant be in a relationship like this. I need him to be here when I need him, and he’s not. He’s somewhere out there with his friends getting drunk, because that is clearly the one and only thing he thinks about. I dont know anymore…

simsgonewrong:

grim reaper loves the pussy.

simsgonewrong:

grim reaper loves the pussy.

wild-nirvana:

•my spiritual world•

idreamofjasonbateman:

Random gorgeous photos of Jason Bateman’s smile <3

Holy moly fuck, MARRY ME!!!

iwontletmypastdefinemeanymore:

fuckerextraordinaire:

teadrinkinggiraffes:

OMG

tHEN WHY DOES BEN GET SO MANY BITCHES
Gabe, we good

Ahahahahahaah

iwontletmypastdefinemeanymore:

fuckerextraordinaire:

teadrinkinggiraffes:

OMG

tHEN WHY DOES BEN GET SO MANY BITCHES

Gabe, we good

Ahahahahahaah

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bobbyraffin:

hello there

bobbyraffin:

hello there

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bobbyraffin:

lunch for two!!! 

(Source: rockmoses)

wartortles:

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

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